Choice: [Agree] Gain 150 Gold. Become Cursed - Doubt.

Cards obtained:

Doubt

Choice: [Donut] Max HP +5.

Choice: [Smash and Grab] Obtain 50 Gold.

Choice: [Read] Choose 1 of 20 cards to add to your deck.

Cards obtained:

Doom and Gloom

Choice: [Open Coffin] Obtain a Relic. 100%: Become Cursed - Writhe.

Cards obtained:

Writhe

Relics obtained:

Peace Pipe

Choice: [Become Test Subject] Transform 2 cards.

Cards transformed:

Strike

Strike

Cards obtained:

Seek

Leap

Choice: [I am Rich] Gain 999 Gold. Cursed - 2 Normality.

Cards obtained:

Normality

Normality

Choice: [Retrace Your Steps] Lose 5% Max HP.