Choice: [Agree] Gain 150 Gold. Become Cursed - Doubt.

Cards obtained:

Doubt

Choice: [Banana] Heal 33% HP.

Choice: [Offer Gold] 85 Gold: Obtain a Relic.

Relics obtained:

Strawberry

Choice: [Open Coffin] Obtain a Relic. 100%: Become Cursed - Writhe.

Cards obtained:

Writhe

Relics obtained:

Bird-Faced Urn

Choice: [I am War] Fight a Boss from Act 1. Obtain a Rare Relic.

Picked:

Battle Trance

Choice: [Strike] Lose Attack

Cards removed:

Cleave