Choice: [Heal] 35 Gold: Heal 25% HP.

Choice: [Banana] Heal 33% HP.

Choice: [Offer Gold] 85 Gold: Obtain a Relic.

Relics obtained:

Meal Ticket

Choice: [Become Test Subject] Transform 2 cards.

Cards transformed:

Strike

Defend

Cards obtained:

Dagger Throw

Predator

Choice: [Land] Lose Skill

Cards removed:

Terror

Choice: [I am War] Fight a Boss from Act 1. Obtain a Rare Relic.

Picked:

Leg Sweep

Not picked:

Choke

Predator+