Choice: [Banana] Heal 33% HP.

Choice: [Rob] Obtain a Relic. Become Cursed - Shame.

Cards obtained:

Shame

Relics obtained:

Toxic Egg

Choice: [Leave]

Choice: [Become Test Subject] Transform 2 cards.

Cards transformed:

Heatsinks

Claw

Cards obtained:

Reprogram

Capacitor

Choice: [I am War] Fight a Boss from Act 1. Obtain a Rare Relic.

Choice: [Pray] Remove a card from your deck.

Cards removed:

Reprogram

Choice: [Leave]

Choice: [Recall] Add 1 Colorless card to your deck.

Picked:

Finesse+

Not picked:

Chrysalis+

Bandage Up+