Choice: [Purify] 75 Gold: Remove a card from your deck.

Cards removed:

Strike

Choice: [Enter] Upgrade 2 random cards. Lose 30% HP.

Cards upgraded:

Strike+

Reprogram+

Choice: [Grow] Upgrade a card in your deck.

Cards upgraded:

Go for the Eyes+

Choice: [Stomp] Anger the Mushrooms.

Potions obtained:

Fire Potion

Choice: [Offer Gold] 75 Gold: Remove a card from your deck.

Cards removed:

Strike

Choice: [Become Test Subject] Transform 2 cards.

Cards transformed:

Strike

Defend

Cards obtained:

Chaos

Hello World

Choice: [Rummage] Obtain a special Relic. Become Cursed - Pain.

Cards obtained:

Pain

Relics obtained:

Warped Tongs

Choice: [I am War] Fight a Boss from Act 1. Obtain a Rare Relic.

Picked:

Leap+

Not picked:

Coolheaded

Chaos+