Choice: [Pray] Remove a card from your deck. Lose 7 HP.

Cards removed:

Defend

Choice: [Stomp] Anger the Mushrooms.

Picked:

Go for the Eyes

Not picked:

Darkness

White Noise

Choice: [Banana] Heal 33% HP.

Choice: [Become Test Subject] Transform 2 cards.

Cards transformed:

Strike

Defend

Cards obtained:

Chaos

Claw

Choice: [Search] Find some Potions!

Potions obtained:

Entropic Brew

Weak Potion

Choice: [Rummage] Obtain a special Relic. Become Cursed - Pain.

Cards obtained:

Pain

Relics obtained:

Warped Tongs

Choice: [Leave]

Choice: [Land] Lose Skill

Cards removed:

Darkness

Choice: [Buy 2 Potions]

Potions obtained:

Essence of Steel

Duplication Potion

Choice: [I am War] Fight a Boss from Act 1. Obtain a Rare Relic.

Picked:

Defragment+

Not picked:

TURBO

Streamline

Choice: [Retrace Your Steps] Lose 5% Max HP.

Choice: [Offer: Gold] Lose all Gold. Obtain a Relic.

Relics obtained:

Red Mask